BARBARA E THIERING,
WILL YOU PLEASE GO NOW!

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by Justin Cargill (BA Hons)

I am annoyed. Why? I have just finished listening to a radio interview between Dr Jim Veitch, senior lecturer in religious studies at Victoria University, and Dr Barbara Thiering, who is well-known for her cranky views on the Dead Sea Scrolls.[2] It was more of an interview than an interaction. Jim Veitch did not appear to be interested in disputing her claims. He was more interested in eliciting her views. Not that she needed much prompting. She speaks rapidly and it is difficult to absorb what she says which is ultimately to her advantage. She admitted to speaking fast. In fact, she speaks so fast that if you did not know better you might think she was being charged for her air-time. The faster she speaks the less it costs her. Actually, in a way, the interview did cost her.

Thiering insisted throughout the interview that she was absolutely convinced of her position. There was no doubt in her mind. She could not be more certain. There is something peculiar happening here. Scholars rarely talk in such dogmatic terms. This is one of the reasons why they so often come under attack from everyone else. They rarely 'nail their colours to the mast,' preferring to talk in terms of "likelihood" and "probability." They will talk about the burden of evidence. Not so, Barbara E. Why does she insist so much upon the certainty of her position? Methinks she doth protest too much.

As always, she said a number of interesting things. One day she will say something that is accurate. She repeated her common theme that the miracles in the Gospels were unbelievable. She said the miracles in John's Gospel were increasingly miraculous. But how do you rate miracles? And even if Thiering could demonstrate that the writer of John arranged his miracles so that each is more 'miraculous' than the one before, what does this prove? Only that the writer has arranged his miracles so that each is more 'miraculous' than the one before. Thiering's point is certainly intelligible but it is hardly intelligent for it says nothing about the historical worth of the miracle narratives which, in the context, is presumably why she was making the point.

In fact, Thiering said that she became convinced by the age of 19 that the miraculous elements in the Gospels could not be true. This reminds me of a fellow student who stood up one day in my third form class and told the rest of us that God did not exist and that she could prove it. Oh, really? Out of the mouths of babes and third-formers! I wonder if Prometheus Press ever got to hear of her? They have been trying to prove this for years.   

Thiering's intellectual gaffs continued. She made the claim that Protestants have not believed in the virgin birth since the Reformation. At this point, it really becomes difficult to know whether Thiering is simply a knave or a fool. In fact, she contradicted herself. She said shortly afterwards that only evangelicals believed in the virgin birth. But are evangelicals not Protestants? And since the term 'evangelical' used in this context has only emerged in the last few hundred years, what does she do with all those Christians who subscribed to belief in the virgin birth in the period before then?

Thiering's comment reminds me of something else I once heard her say. She once insisted that the belief in Jesus' resurrection was only something which fundamentalist Christians had emphasised in the last few hundred years. Well, I suppose Apostle Paul was a Christian, and he said at one point that if Jesus is not risen, then his preaching is in vain, the Corinthians, faith is futile and "we are of all men most to be pitied" (1 Cor. 15:14,17,19). If this is not emphasis, nothing is. And is Thiering totally unacquainted with the historic Christian creeds? And does she know nothing of the last 2000 years of Christian scholarship? We might expect to find bizarre observations of this kind being made in happy tablet academies, but they are not expected from someone who has occupied a position of responsibility in a university academy. It is time, I think, for Thiering to give up her writing and speaking engagements. She has earned enough from the sale of her books. She should depart gracefully for Happyvale.

Thiering is, of course, well known for her belief that Jesus survived his crucifixion and she returned to this theme. She pointed out that a person could remain alive on a cross for days or even weeks. It is certainly true that they could survive days. It is less certain that they could survive weeks. But Thiering showed surprise that Jesus is supposed to have died within six hours. She need not be surprised. It is exceedingly unlikely that Jesus would have survived the combined effect of the beatings during his trial before the Sanhedrin, the beating of the guards, the savage scourging by the praetorium guard and the excruciating torture of crucifixion. The scourging itself was horrendous. Tenney makes the point that the scourge was a "deadly weapon" and because death often followed immediately the victim did not survive for crucifixion.[3] Moreover, the victims of crucifixion itself rarely recovered even under the most favourable circumstances. The scourging and crucifixion together effected the most horrifying suffering.

Thiering, however, insisted that Jesus took poison whilst on the cross, appeared dead and was revived by aloes. Aloes may have purged the poison but unless they were in some way unique, they would not otherwise have acted as a physical restorative. If Thiering does know of such things she should market them promptly.

But even if, by some remarkable chance, all this was true, Strauss, in an oft-cited piece of prose, discounted the possibility that even granting his survival, Jesus could have convinced his followers that something special had happened when they saw his bleeding and disfigured body. Resuscitation would only have served to weaken the impression Jesus had made upon his followers in life and death.[4] Yes, it is time for Thiering to retire. She is a grandmother and would be more useful as a source of bedtime stories. She has the imagination.

Nevertheless, convinced as she is that Jesus both survived and recovered, Thiering believes also that he helped in the composition of John's Gospel. She made it clear that Jesus was not able to do any writing himself because his hands were so severely damaged by the nail wounds. He needed help. At this point (if it is not apparent already) it becomes clear that it is not Jesus who needs help.

Thiering insisted that John's Gospel was written in AD 34. This came as a surprise to Jim Veitch. He pointed out that this is a total reversal of current opinion. He is, or course, correct. Even much conservative scholarship happily concedes that the canonical gospels were written anywhere between AD65 and AD96. This demonstrates that the dating of the Gospels is not so important as the question of authorship and, more specifically, that of their sources. Jim Veitch pointed out that no one he knew would date John's Gospel this early but Thiering knows no shame. In fact, she pulled a fast one. She readily agreed with Veitch but then reminded him that Albright had insisted that the canonical gospels should be dated earlier. The Albright she referred to is, of course, William Foxwell Albright.

For those who came in late, William Foxwell Albright was one of the first scholars to pronounce publicly upon the significance of the Dead Sea Scrolls. He took the view that because the language in John's Gospel was similar to that in the Dead Sea Scrolls there was no need to think of it having been unduly influenced by Hellenistic thinking. It was therefore possible to date John's Gospel (and the other canonical gospels) earlier.[5] But Albright would turn in his grave if he knew his opinions were appearing in the context of an attempt to date John's Gospel as early as AD34.

This appeal to Albright is, nevertheless, an interesting one. As I observed in an earlier article, which more fully addressed Thiering's views on the relationship between the Dead Sea Scrolls and the Gospels (see Apologia 5, no. 1, (1996): 11-19),  Thiering fails to cite scholars in her support. In fact, Jim Veitch specifically asked her what sort of response she had been getting from the scholarly community. This will be good, I thought. Thiering responded "Fifty-fifty." What did she mean? Did she mean that the scholarly community was evenly divided in its response to her work? She then proceeded to explain that she had had a number of letters and phone calls over the last few years. Some correspondents had consigned her to hell. She said she felt very disturbed at this. She always felt upset when people said this. She was a Christian. Now, there is no doubt where Thiering's destiny lies if she continues to pursue this course but it is hoped that Christians take no relish in highlighting this to her. The other fifty percent of correspondents told Thiering that they had found her work "liberating." They no longer had any need to believe in miracles. One wonders why they do not just leave the church altogether!

There is, however, something very interesting about Thiering's response to Jim Veitch's question. Did you notice what it was? Thiering was asked how scholars had responded to her work. Now, scholars talk at the level of methodology and evidence. They are not likely to become involved in threatening colleagues with hell nor are they so likely to talk about the liberating consequences of someone's efforts. These are the sort of responses which ordinary men and women make. Thiering was asked what sort of support she received from scholars and because she has no scholarly support she immediately responds by telling us what ordinary people think of her work. It was not what she was asked but if Thiering had answered the question she would have blown it all. And Thiering does not want to do that. She has too much to lose. But so also do Christians when they permit Thiering to run around promoting the most ridiculous nonsense whilst claiming, at the same time, to be a Christian. Barbara E. Thiering, will you please go now! 

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References

  1. With apologies to Dr Seuss.  Return to text 

  2. "Connexions." National Radio. Sunday 18th October 1996. 11 am.  Return to text

  3. Merrill C. Tenney. "The Gospel of John." In The Expositor's Bible commentary: With the New International Version of the Holy Bible, ed. Frank E. Gaebelein. vol. 9. (Grand Rapids: Zondervan, 1981), pp.176-7.  Return to text 

  4. David Fredrich Strauss. The life of Jesus for the people. 2d ed. (London: Williams and Norgate, 1879), 1:412. Cited in Josh McDowell. Evidence that demands a verdict: Historical evidences for the Christian faith, rev. ed. (San Bernardino, CA: Here's Life, 1979), p.235.  Return to text

  5. William Foxwell Albright. Recent discoveries in Bible lands. (New York: Funk and Wagnalls, 1955), p.136; "Toward a more conservative view." Christianity Today 7 (Jan 18, 1963): 3.  Return to text


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Previously published in
Apologia (The Journal of the Wellington Christian Apologetics Society)
vol. 5 no.2 (1996): 21-23

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